chunkified
Fat, lumpy, beefy, rotund. The opposite of slim or thin. Man, Bert, you gotta go easy on those burgers, you gettin' all chunkified and shit.
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1) The softest, tastiest, most tender cut of chicken.2) The softest, tastiest, most tender part on a woman.3) Where milk comes from. Those breasts are making my mouth water!
View Articleanal
What to avoid in prison. After dropping my soap, I just let it be so as not to incite an anal rampage.
View Articlepanty
(noun) An emasculated male; wuss. Quit being such a panty and ask that bitch out already.
View ArticlePill
The most important drug EVER made. Prevents women from getting pregnant without stripping the fun from sex. Now that my girl's on the pill I can enjoy sex again.
View Articlecock
A male chicken. Rooster. My prize-winning cock left all the judges and chicks at the annual Cock Festival in awe.
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Thick, not at all slim. Chunky style. Betty used to be so trim in high school, but after she went to college she got all beefy and chunkified.
View Articlehot monkey sex
Very wild sexual intercourse that may or may not involve the use of monkeys. After the annual Barn Dance, Joe-Bob and Mary-Joe had hot monkey sex in the stable, waking up all the animals in the process.
View ArticleSNL
Was once ONE OF THE GREATEST sketch comedy shows (Monty Python, anyone?) until great performers like Phil Hartman, Mike Meyers, and Dana Carvey left along with all the writers who actually knew what...
View Articlesexile
To banish a roomate from the room/dorm/apartment for the purpose of engaging in intimate relations with one's significant other/sex partner. My roomate is gonna sexile me on Valentine's Day so that he...
View Articletiger woods
An ASIAN/African-American professional golfer who attended Stanford University in Palo Alto, CA but dropped out, only to become the second most successful college drop-out in recent history (wanna...
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1) A journal or diary2) Slang for fecal matter, especially of the long, cylindrical variety 1) After a stressful day, I enjoy sitting down and letting all my anxiety out through my log.2) My day is...
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The bald madman on daily TV whose idea of therapy involves yelling at those who seek his guidance. Was at one time Oprah's bitch, but he now has his own show and thinks he's too good for her sexy ass....
View Articlemegalog
A piece of fecal matter (or log) that is of exquisitely generous dimensions. Such robust specimens are the bane of low-flow toilets the world over. The megalog I had been composing for 42 minutes not...
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